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damn after 30 hours i havent even felt like ive explored half of the game yet. it's pretty deece

its one of THOSE games. the ones that consume all your time. Highly recommended.

its fun

i got this for free and its pretty fun for a free game. The combat is cool but the upgrading is extremely lame and stupid. Its all number and you dont get as much customization as a i had hoped given the trailer. the story is also abymssal from what ive seen. If you get this at full price i feel so bad for you because it is a money hole. Also i hate it when the upgrades are just the most miniscule ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ percentage of a number like wow i can hit .0005 percent harder than before ebic. Now i know borderlands does this but its okay there because that is only a part of the upgrade system through the badass points and the rest is how explodey and cool your guns look which is awesome. I wish this game was more like borderlands two. I only played thsi game before i had borderlands 2 because i wanted to sastify the grinding through enmies and getting stroner feeling. but uh in conclusion of my rambling no i would not recommend this game its just a very flashy cookie clicker in my opinion.

this game is hard so i cant give it a fair review but it is really cool and requires a high iq of 1000000 to play properly. so far it is big funny though. i like the little screaming green man when i kill him to death.

its really boring for me to be honest. Eh its just not my cup of tea too much freedom and i hate using voicechat because i sound like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ who inhaled a gallon of helium after sucking off the entire french soccer team.

the gambling is fun and so is the shooting. This game felt more linear than the fallout 2 and 3 but that might just be because i am retarded. oh well. fun game though.

this game is so fun and awesome to play. However it is extremely difficult, gives very little direction, you have to get lucky to progress in the beginning and if you dont kknow what you are doing you will get lost for 50 hours and have no idea how to get to the ending just like me. If youre looking for that authentic hard as my ♥♥♥♥ when looking at your mother game this is the one for you. this game is alos probably as old as your mother too.

its alright, i would recommend it beacause it is really cool and the gameplay is pretty fun for awhile. It gets boring if you are ♥♥♥♥ at the game like i am. 30 hours and havent escaped south shank place haha. heehee. graphics have homosexual tho.

this game is pretty fun it reminds me of the organ trial and that other zombies game with the funny pixel graphics. i was playing this with my brother while using a keyboard controller combo and it was extremely fun. Haven't beaten it but i have gotten pretty damn close to canada. Damn canadia and your vladmir poutine.