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ㅤ* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
ㅤ* Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
ㅤ* I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!