why so serious?

hell nah you tweakin jigsaw

You've never seen a bowl of coleslaw and just wanted to put your schlong in it? Feel the shredded cabbage and carrots engulfing you as the mayo and vinegar give your member a slimy, yet crisp burning sensation. Hear the schlup schlurp schoolp as you thrusting picks up speed, feel the grittiness of celery seeds and undissolved sugar rasping on you, driving you over the edge.