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29 of 38 (76%) achievements earned:
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YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 5:47pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:57pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 6:07pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:55pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:38pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:52pm

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:55pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 6:04pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21pm

The crazy colleague

Wave in the kitchen, alone, with speaker on
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:49pm

Virtual cats addict

Watch MeowTube for 10mins straight
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:25pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
46 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
50 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
134 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
123 / 500

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
6 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant