Recent reviews by cat guard

The good:
dialoge
people are friendly
AAA SOMEONE DUMPING A FULL CLIP ON ME

The bad:

"what's that sandvich? kill them all? good idea!" - heavy tf2

this is such a great game, i love it with all my heart. but for some reason the discord invite doesnt work for me, so please, send me a link for it, im begging you.
back to the game, it is awesome, at a point you learn when and where all the coworkers go and if you are too late for a cycle can be understood by a guy moonwalking, i swear it was a beacon for understand the cycles for me, the story is stupidly funny, dary "spoiler alert" going insane just becouse he saw some fur ONCE, and funny thing, if not for the rebelion, if you dont kill anybody on day one, then everything would be allright. once again, the game is great

the game sucks, the grafics look like they are made to make you barf out your kidneys so that the devs can replays theirs that they have drunken though to make the damn graphics
the driving feels lkie my balls are getting cremated
i think im going to spend the dollar that this game costed me on ice cream, at least that wont make my eyes bleed

titanfall died for this

this game suck, and dont get me wrong, i kinda like the gameplay, its not bad and not good, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its dead, i can wait 10 min to find a game, then waste 5 min to join it, just for it to be empty. i wanted to return my money when i coudnt open the game cuz of a bug, yet no, i played more then 2 hours so nu huh, i wasted a day fixing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just to play 1 more game after 30 min of waiting.
this game should be illegal

awesome game, awesome developers, awesome ducks

haha, funny crab game. needs more enemys, but lets be real its just beta, so go on and play it, NOW

very good game, the difficulty spike is kiinda there, but its not that bad. also i hope this is actualy what heart surgions do, i have my first patient today, they don't have keyboards in the operation room, so i had to buy some cheap one.

репетативно, у игри ОГРОМЕНИЙ потенциал, больше еще не видел но репетативность... ее нужно менять!
the game has HUGE potential, but realy repetative... and i dont know how to change that, it's not a battle royal it's not anything! the game is realy cool but repetative. i can't think of any way to help this beutiful game