Recent reviews by biggie cheese

pretty sigma

minions would like this game

geniunly the worst game, its just missile spam at this point, everyone is in the same plane, rank 6-7 peak but i cant grind with those vehicles and its sad

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
✅ Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful


~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
✅ Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

✅ Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
✅ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
✅ No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲The kind of fun you'll remember
✅ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
✅ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

a

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epic story and portality

game mid at best :/

me die wen crash