Recent reviews by PokaPi

I Have played hotline miami 1 and i liked it, it was decent you know, i like hotline miami 2 even more but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game has so many flaws that im very conflicted on recommending it...
its just so damn annoying and frustrating to an insane degree, getting all the achievements on it was easily one of the worst experiences i have ever had with a game but this doesnt mean that i hate it fully... the ost kicks an unlimited amount of ass and most levels are actually very fun but its not as good as people call it, the story is also pretty damn good,
if you are very interested in the game, buy it but if its on a good sale.

This game is fake, This game is not real, This game is a horribly filthy imposter of what we used to like when we all were kids, dont touch it man.

Never put me in a room with the game's developer

I Hope this gets updated more man, i have never laughed this hard in a longass time.

I almost pissed myself from laughing while playing this game.

i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious.

worst game i have ever played in my life
this game made me get depression and nausa and lung cancer and haemolacria and also brain damage.

i have never enjoyed a role rpg kind of game like this one
Also Listen, if you can handle emotional pain i guess you can play this
tho, it will still be painful
how good is the game? pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good
and yes the story is really kickass
one of the best games i have ever played in my life, even tho it stabbed me in the ass.
Edit : the game got a remaster as a free update and its decent i guess, but it made the game stupidly expansive for people who didnt buy it yet so just wait for a strong discount

its so hilariously bad that its good

boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay game

i have never felt this uncomfortable playing a game since i played lisa the painful 2 years ago, yet i can tell you that this is one of the best sandbox games to ever exist.