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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:51pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:23pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:16pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:43pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 4:10pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:00pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 6:59pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:58pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:47pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:19pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:54pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:55pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:10pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:43pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:19pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:20pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 2:26pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 4:43pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 4:54pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:35pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:39pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:01pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:26pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:26pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:10pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:28pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:28pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:13pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:22pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 5:07pm