Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
ㅤ* A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
ㅤ* Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

I can give my Karambit Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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2012新年快乐！祝事事顺心，万事如意！Happy New Year！

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2018新年快乐！祝事事顺心，万事如意！Happy New Year！

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