今天是牛子节，但是即使你看到这条评论后不点赞，善良的牛子精灵也会给你的牛子加长1cm，而且如果你点赞了，牛子精灵不仅会给你的牛子加长2cm，还可以让一个你最讨厌的人的牛子缩短1cm，如果你最讨厌的人是女生的话，牛子精灵就会让她的对象的牛子缩短1cm。

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