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12 of 28 (43%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 10:40am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 10:40am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 10:58am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 11:39am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 11:41am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:03am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 3:34am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 4:25am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 4:25am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 2:31pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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