╭━━━━━━━━━╮
┃　　● ═══　　 █ ┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█ you're adopted. █┃
┃█ 　-Mom&Dad　█┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃　　　　○　　　　 ┃
╰━━━━━━━━━╯

A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano.
😯
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
😲
He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.
🤑
QOTD:
"I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it
didn't work."
😙
Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side.
🤒
The sheep died in the wool.
🤔
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
🤓
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
🤧
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
🙁
"Freedom is still the most radical idea of all."
-- Nathaniel Branden
🤤
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec
🤠

...

+𝕣𝕖𝕡 𝔾𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕘𝕥, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦

╭━━━━━━━━━╮
┃　　● ═══　　 █ ┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█ you're adopted. █┃
┃█ 　-Mom&Dad　█┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃　　　　○　　　　 ┃
╰━━━━━━━━━╯