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Inflammatory title aside, Sex With Stalin isn’t what you think. Apart from an intimate alternate ending in which you wash the dictator’s back with soap in a communal shower, you never even come close to having sex, and are instead sucked into what appears to be a political dating simulator with one of the most infamous (and sexualized) mass murderers in history. In the process, you’re exposed to an excruciatingly dense selection of dialogue about Stalin’s life, as well as Kukhtenkov’s occasionally unhinged opinions about modern Russian culture.
That said, the gameplay is simple. You’re a young, disgruntled Russian who gains access to a time machine via his neighbor’s MILF wife. After traveling back in time, you’re deposited in front of a pretty accurate digital rendering of Stalin, and have dense, lengthy conversations with him about things like science, art and BDSM. Eventually, talking gets old and you’re brought to one of 25 endings based on your dialogue path.

Sex with **** is my favorite game of the 21st century, all the other centuries can **** my ass, (Just like I do to ****) so what makes Sex with **** the best possible game to graze the surface of steam you are asking? Well my friend its the fact that I can **** my favorite Austrian maniac Adolf ****, leader of the **** party 1933 - 1945. When **** was born back in 1889 in an small Austro-Hungarian home, the world knew he was special. Especially because he was the off spring of Alois **** and Klara ****, who were cousins, they ****ed each other. That's how sex works you big fat baby poo poo pants. Anyways when he was born he was Klara's favorite child because most of the other children died due to health problems caused by the inbreeding. Adolf did have an older brother, Gustav ****, who was abused by Alois. Alois made Gustav do all the work in their ****ing town and one day had enough of it and ran away. Luckily it didn't affect Adolf that much because he never liked Gustav really at all. Anyways Alois made poor poor Adolf do all the work that Gustav did and Alois took out all of his anger on Adolf because why not. This ruined Adolf's relationship with his dad but increased his relationship with his mom. One day his little brother died. That's so sad, I am sobbing right now at his loss. Adolf became a depressed emo kid after that. He started failing classes, sitting alone for hours, talking to the invisible tree people and plotting a way to invade the Soviet Union. That was possibly the weirdest part because the Soviet Union was like 25 years after all this stuff, **** didn't even know what communism was yet. Anyways a couple of years later his mom died and that was even sadder because his mom was actually really nice. I also forgot to say that Alois loved the Austro-Hungarian Empire and so Adolf loved the German Empire just to spite his dad. Anyways Adolf went to school in Germany where he got made fun of for his Austrian accent and so he ****ing killed his bullies. Later on he would take art class and he uhh.. He failed!? BRO HOW DID HE FAIL HIS ART LOOKS SO ****ING GOOD! This teacher just had a bias against Adolf and as a result killed 16,000,000 Jewish people later on in the 20th century. ****ing jerk. Anyways Adolf became homeless and sad but then some wacky thing happened, a Serbian killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the Austro-Hungarian Empire! The Austrian leader got really mad and so he declared war on Serbia, Serbia is allies with the Russian Empire and so Russia declared war on the Austro-Hungarian Empire, France is allies with the Russian Empire and so France declared war on the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the German Empire was allies with the Austro-Hungarian Empire and so Germany declared war on all three of the allies. So now we got this big ass war going on in the Balkans, Germany and Austria are called the central powers and Serbia, Russia, and France are called the allied powers. Adolf was enlisted into the German army as he was a German citizen and he said that it was the time of his life, he loved WWI and was probably leaping with glee whenever he got to charge across no mans land to gain 5 meters of land on the western front. Later on after the invasion of neutral countries in Europe, Great Britain decided to join in on the allied powers and fight against the Germans in France. Adolf was pissed at this and so he blew up. He was taken to a hospital where sometime during that, Germany sunk a U.S. ship and sent a letter to Mexico asking them to invade America. The United States of America joined the allied forces. Adolf became even more pissed. Good news though for ****, the Russian Empire was experiencing a revolution within the country and ran well Tsar Nicholas II was over thrown by the Russian Communist party and immediately they backed out of the war. Bad news again, Austria **** at fighting. WWI eventually ended with a super duper really actually ****ed up treaty against Germany when they didn't even start the war and so the German people got mad. Germany later made a secret service agency that Adolf soon joined and quickly became a nationalist and established the **** party. Some boring politics later and we get to the good stuff. **** invades Poland and that's where this game takes place. That is really all the back story you need on this game so just know, **** is not a fan of abuse so don't try that kinky **** **** does not like feet so don't even try a foot job or else he will make you take a "shower", **** is a vegetarian so no blow jobs because he will not eat your meat. That's about it I believe, he is still trying to plan an invasion of Czechoslovakia during the events of the game so just note that while you are ****ing him he will be consulting with his military advisors and they are in the room because zoom was not founded in the 1930s. I hope you like audiences.

Free Game highly recommended. If you have played SIMULACRA is a good option to re-immerse in your paranoid world, and if you have not done this game exhibits quite well the characteristics of that. It Is very intriguing, the story is good and the mechanics are well implemented. Although at first sight does not seem, has its puzzles and mysteries as in SIMULACRA and not everything is to play only the Flappy Bird, in fact you must take into account their own mechanics and features to not see you trapped.

Governor of Poker isn't a bad game, but it's not a good one, either. The concept of taking over the entirety of Texas by winning games of poker is quite cool, but it's a tedious grind against loads of AI opponents that couldn't care less about making risky moves, simply because there's no risk involved for them.

Terrible and laughable compared to other battle royal games I've played. Graphics are a pixelated joke. Homefront 2012 has better graphics than this game. You cant see anyone. I only played one match before giving up on the analog controls of just basically moving. Lags like crazy and its so pixelated you can't see anyone. On console it gives you no tutorial on what controls do nor how they function except "training" which is not training at all. For some reason strafing makes your character run and move faster but walking forward is like tippy toeing and clicking to run is a mess as the game does not properly read inputs from controller or it just works odd. I found my thumb aching after jamming the analog so many times trying to figure just how to normally move, what a joke! Even low sub par games don't have that issue. Nothing explains how or why this works in game. Yet you can move faster crouched? Lmao. This game is a joke. Not to mention the countless bugs and hackers. My first match the game had several bugs and 2 people hacking the match. I quickly Uninstalled and never looked back after having it for less than an hour. Not even worth it. It makes no sense, nothing explains what anything does and the controls and games is laggy, poorly performed, bad inputs, laggy multiplayer. God awful graphics that are so pixelated on console it makes any PS2 game look like next generation graphics. Dont buy. I happily ran back to my other battle royal games that function 10x better.

Counter-Strike: Source stands as an impressive successor to the original game, building upon the foundation laid by its predecessor. It successfully carried forward the iconic Counter-Strike gameplay while adding improved graphics and physics, enhancing the overall visual and gameplay experience.
One notable aspect that set Counter-Strike: Source apart from the original was its initial lack of popularity in the competitive ESports scene. Despite its numerous improvements, the game struggled to gain the same level of love and recognition that the original Counter-Strike enjoyed among professional players and competitive leagues. Perhaps it was the result of established players being reluctant to switch to the newer version, or maybe it took time for the competitive community to fully embrace the changes.
Despite these initial challenges, Counter-Strike: Source managed to establish a dedicated player base that kept the game alive and thriving for years. Even to this day, one can easily find servers with active players, allowing enthusiasts to continue enjoying the game's timeless appeal.
What makes Counter-Strike: Source endure is its combination of classic gameplay and updated visuals, which struck a chord with many gamers. The familiar mechanics, team-based objectives, and intense firefights remained intact, providing a sense of nostalgia while still delivering an engaging experience.
Furthermore, the improvements in graphics and physics were significant, enhancing the overall immersion and making the in-game environment more realistic and dynamic. This added a fresh layer of excitement to the gameplay, as players witnessed the impact of their actions more vividly.
Despite its earlier struggles to capture the competitive spotlight, Counter-Strike: Source's enduring player base and continued enjoyment are a testament to its lasting appeal. The game's legacy continues, standing as a worthy entry in the Counter-Strike series and a beloved title for fans of tactical shooters worldwide.

Here's what I would say after watching the game over the last decade or so. Visuals: Game looks great and performs great, even today its visuals are actually pretty rock solid! Sound: Music is fantastic, sound effects are also spot on! Voiced characters sound great. Gameplay: If you can put in the time, and have enough friends to play with, this can be one of the greatest gaming experiences available! The downside, it takes an immense amount of time to know whats going on and the characters, even after hundreds of hours its a constant stream of learning and adapting. Even if you get to know all the characters the game changes and gets updated all the time, so its hard if you're not current. Overall some good and bad here, one they have a dev that looks out after the game. But some might say they've made way too many changes and maybe have focused too much on a massive hero pool. It's definitely one of the more daunting games to get into if you're new. If you are competitive and like team-based strategy that requires communication this is elite. Again, some of the best possible gaming experience you can have here. But... also some of the worst, as it goes with MOBAS, the community is toxic. People get frustrated, specially if you're new. A game can take from 30-60 minutes id say 45 is pretty typical, so people get mad. You can mute all you want but the game is not the same without a team and comms. It's best if you got a 5 stack of friends to play with. While it does have some great moments, it also is bogged down by a toxic community and wildly steep learning curve.

Counter-Strike, originally released in 2000 as a Half-Life mod and later as a standalone game, remains a timeless classic that laid the foundation for the entire first-person shooter genre. Its straightforward yet intensely competitive gameplay has kept players coming back for more than two decades. At its core, Counter-Strike is a team-based tactical shooter that pits terrorists against counter-terrorists in a series of objective-based rounds. The gameplay is remarkably simple: eliminate the opposing team or complete mission objectives. However, this simplicity is deceptive, as Counter-Strike excels in its execution. The game's weapon mechanics are precise and unforgiving, rewarding accuracy and strategy over run-and-gun tactics. The balance of weapons and equipment adds depth to the gameplay, allowing players to develop their own styles and strategies. Every shot counts, and mastering recoil patterns becomes an essential skill. Counter-Strike's maps are iconic, offering a variety of settings and scenarios that cater to different playstyles. Whether it's a close-quarters firefight in "Dust2" or a tense hostage rescue in "Office," each map offers a unique and challenging experience. The balance between terrorists and counter-terrorists ensures that matches are often close and competitive. One of Counter-Strike's standout features is its emphasis on teamwork and communication. Cooperation is crucial for success, and the game's lack of regenerating health or respawns heightens the tension. The need for precise coordination and strategy has made it a favorite among esports players and teams. The game's longevity is a testament to its enduring appeal. Over the years, Counter-Strike has received numerous updates and iterations, with Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO) being the most recent and popular. The community has played a significant role in shaping the game's evolution through mods, maps, and custom content. However, it's important to note that the original Counter-Strike can feel dated compared to its successors in terms of graphics and user interface. The game's visuals, while serviceable, do not match the standards of modern titles. Additionally, new players may find the learning curve steep, as the game does not hold your hand and demands patience and practice to excel. In summary, Counter-Strike is a genre-defining classic that continues to be celebrated for its simplicity, competitiveness, and emphasis on teamwork. Its enduring popularity and influence on the first-person shooter genre are a testament to its quality. While it may show its age in certain aspects, Counter-Strike remains a must-play for fans of tactical shooters and competitive gaming.

Valve killed the CS franchise. For real. Who are they kidding? The die-hard fans of this old classic which was so much fun and held its own against the modern games?

Loved CS, but they just pulled the life support plug for this game by killing CSGO and replacing by an infant who is not even able to walk on its legs leaving thousands of fans deserted.

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