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“That’s why they call it American Dream. Because you have to be asleep, to live it” -George Carlin

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Stone Sour 22 dez. 2019 às 18:03 
ℳᴇʀʀʏ ℭʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs & ℋappy 2019!!!
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Stone Sour 24 out. 2017 às 15:22 
Shaggy and Scooby always runaway side-by-side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a Great Dane's running speed is around 30-40 mph, that means that Shaggy's can run at that same speed. This means that Shaggy is the fastest human alive, beating Usain Bolt's top speed of 27 mph.
Stone Sour 4 mar. 2016 às 0:01 
Firestarter, Day 3, standard stuff, stealth as usual. What happened next wasnt usual at all. When we took a peek inside the banks security room, "OH ♥♥♥♥ BULLDOZER". Everyone was a dozer. Dozers behind the counters, dozers sitting at the computers, dozers strolling down the street. Suddenly, a dozer-guard walks up behind us and starts firing, downing Wick. This sets the whole dozer-bank on alert and they all started pouring outside. Thank god one guy had a Thanatos and HE shotgun. After 20 minutes and 20 or so dead Dozers, we got to the vault without the alarm triggering, probably because their fingers were too fat to dial 911. We were still like wtf, and finally the host says "I didnt think we'd make this, after all, it is the Mendozers Bank"
I wasnt even angry, he went through all that, just to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pun.