...I have now become the Pudge itself. I haven't showered in weeks. I raised my hand in class and everyone screamed in horror, in response I said "Oh, was that me?" I have been suspended from all classes until I take care of my smell.

I saw an ad with sexy bikini girls on TV and all I could think about was "That one would look good with an apple in her mouth". I only find Lady Gaga attractive.

I have been banned from a local butcher shop because I kept screaming "fresh meat" everytime a new shipment came in.

I have Salmonella since my diet is now only raw meat.

My life has reached rock bottom. Reddit, please help me.

forgive english, I am Russia...

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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