t^_-rch #sourceless: dude
t^_-rch #sourceless: i had a dream my mx518 choked me out one day
t^_-rch #sourceless: for all the times i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slammed it while playing source








angerf1st #NEED CLIP: time warp is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome show
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: i like watching stuff in slow motion
t^_-rch #sourceless: you ever watch a bear ♥♥♥♥ in slow motion?
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: ..no
t^_-rch #sourceless: you ever watch a grown man walk in on another grown man naked in slow motion?
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: LOL






kenergy needs to l2p client: buy me mw2
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: die in a fire
kenergy needs to l2p client: almost did today.
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: really
kenergy needs to l2p client: yeah
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: now i feel kinda bad
angerf1st #NEED CLIP: oh btw, i have lou gherig's disease
kenergy needs to l2p client: i was in africa, and there was a standart rainforest fire, me and smokey got cornered by a lion, and the fire consumed us for about, 2 minutes, but good thing i had an extra health pack, healed both of us, found smg's and beat the fifth level.



So /b/ the other day I was at the local porno store looking to pick up a few items for my girl and I, as I was getting ready to leave I asked the cashier "who was smoking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot" which lubes were good for anal sex, Before she could answer a voice from behind me said " I can give you a few good suggestions son" as I turn around to my surprise it's Bill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Murray. I'm thinking wtf Bill Murray in a porno store, David Carradine before he died maybe, but Bill Murray no way. So he proceeds to walk up to the counter grabs a bottle of lube turns to the girl at the counter and says " Do you mind miss" and proceeds to snatch off her skirt ,push her over the counter , jams the bottle of lube up her ass squeezes it empty and then shoves his ♥♥♥♥ in her ass. I'm standing there in shock when he looks over at me and says do you want in on this. I'm like hell yeah, so I pull out my ♥♥♥♥ and stick it in the girl’s mouth. After a few minutes of her blowing me I had my eyes closed as I was about to ♥♥♥ I hear a loud TWHACK!!!!! As I opened my eyes I see a huge 15'' black dildo swinging toward my face, then wack I'm laying on the floor next to the unconscious floor clerk. As I try and regain all my senses I see Bill Murray cleaning out the register and shoving midget porn and butt plugs in to a bag while running around masturbating all over the store. as I tried to get to my feet I see Bill stop at the door, and before he ran out he turned looked me in the eye and said " Nobody will ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe you" then he bolted out the door bag in hand bouncing off ♥♥♥♥ an yelling like Daffy duck. So /b/ here I am in jail accused of rape theft and vandalism. All because of Bill Murray but no one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believes me.