Recent reviews by Zenimirovich

I had this animalistic urge to unload myself but knowing if I go AFK I would be behind on everyone else. So I taped my ass cheeks together and played for 1 more hour in sweat But I couldn't hold it in anymore I broke down and sprinted to the toilet leaving the base unattended.

After leaving a massive load in my toilet confused and in disbelief from the sheer size of my doings. I came back to a raided base.

It is still unclear, even to me, even to God perhaps, why I didn't ♥♥♥♥ my pants and kept playing. Maybe I had a chance defending against the 12+ young respectful highly educated Chinese gentlemen raiding my base at 6 AM.

This is a lesson every rust played goes through and it teaches us to never do anything IRL ever again.

“ Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.” – Drake.

Joined a full pop server and got some basic gear.
Met a few friendly people willing to help.
Me and my friend managed to get a car.
Started driving to Louisville and had to stop because of a roadblock.
2 geared Americans park next to us and blast my friend's head off while taunting me.
I run into the woods and hide.
I call them fat Mcdonald's abusers and they proceeded to hunt me for the next 2 hours.
Left all the food in the car so i had to eat worms to survive.

Multiplayer is still kinda buggy here and there but still an enjoyable experience.
8.5/10