I CUT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA ♥♥♥♥ NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE

So long story short, yesterday, i (528 M) was doing the ♥♥♥♥ with my (9314 THEY/THEM) femboyfriend, but i only lasted 1 minute. not because i came early, but because they/them bussy was too hairy and the hairs are so sharp it cut the tip of my ♥♥♥♥, it felt like i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ razors, that ♥♥♥♥ hurt like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. so i stopped and my femboyfriend was like "wHy yOu sToPpEd" and i said "SHAVE YOUR BUSSY NEXT TIME YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥". they/them got all mad and started to insult me, calling me a PISSBOY and said my DRIP is trash, like this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has the nerve to call my DRIP TRASH when all they/them wears is cheap garbage from thrift stores, looking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homeless. while i wear nothing but the hottest threads by the hottest brands in the market, GUCCI, PRADA, TRAPSTAR, DE PUTA MADRE, NEW BALANCE, you name it.

Stewie: I want to have intercourse with you. Uh-oh-yeah. Intercourse with you. Brian: Relations. Stewie: Intercourse with you-oo-oo-whoo!

You play and enjoy Vermintide, therefore any opinion you have about anything is invalid and crap.

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The person below me is incredibly mentally ill.