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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 8:20am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:01pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:37pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 7:26am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:00pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 6:26am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 6:34am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 6:36am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:55pm