Zoe: "It's like throwing a dart, Jayne, and hitting a bullseye 6,000 miles
away. That's my man."
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Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: If by "read", you mean "imagined a naked lady", then yes.
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One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old
enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne
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"A thousand years ago we thought the world was a bowl. Five hundred years ago we knew it was a globe. Today we know it is flat and round carried through space on the back of a turtle. Don't you wonder what shape it will turn out to be tomorrow?" [Lord Vetinari]
(The Truth)
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The human race never solves any of its problems. It merely outlives them.
-- David Gerrold
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Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
😵
Don't get to bragging.
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+ rep spoko ziomek

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