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Panic spread through the village as people realized that their homes and possessions were at risk of being buried beneath the relentless tide of creme cheese. No one could explain this strange phenomenon, but the village's only hope rested with a humble but courageous man named Peter Copperbeck.
Peter Copperbeck was known throughout the village as a kind-hearted individual with an unwavering sense of duty. As the creme cheese flood continued to encroach upon Butterbrook, Peter knew he had to act swiftly to save his home and his fellow villagers.
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I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Not everyone can boast 9 and 3/4.
DOBBY — 1.3 INCHES
Dobby -- 1.3 inches
Absolutely tiny little thing, like a raisin. From some distances, barely even visible.
Warner Bros.
VOLDEMORT — 2.2 INCHES
Voldemort -- 2.2 inches
Some attribute Lord Voldemort's capacity for profound evil to his never having known a mother's love. The majority attribute it to his dinky dong.
Warner Bros.
HARRY POTTER — 2.2 INCHES
Harry Potter -- 2.2 inches
Harry has a penis precisely the same size as Lord Voldemort's, and, of course, part of Harry's soul lay within Voldemort's penis, and vice versa. Neither could reproduce while the other penis was alive.
If you are a beautiful strong Catgirl warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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