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Recent reviews by ๐Ÿ…ณ๐Ÿ…ด Dark.PoLiCe

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155.1 hrs on record (31.4 hrs at review time)
Posted 15 February, 2024.
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10.6 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜‘ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜‘ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜‘ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜‘ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜‘ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜‘ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 26 July, 2023.
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1,512.6 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜‘ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜‘ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜‘ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜‘ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜‘ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 25 July, 2023.
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110.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
joar
Posted 13 April, 2022.
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8.5 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Sehr Geiles Spiel und ne Sehr Sehr Geile Story!
Posted 5 July, 2021.
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26.8 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Das Game ist Einfach Soo Geil und die Laune Vergeht nie !
Posted 2 February, 2021.
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1,148.8 hrs on record (39.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜‘ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜‘ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜‘ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜‘ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜‘ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜‘ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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โ˜ 2
โ˜ 3
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โ˜ 10
Posted 27 November, 2019. Last edited 21 June, 2023.
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