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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 2:44pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2018 @ 2:40pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 10:10am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 10:14am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 6:17am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:45am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 11:51am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 23 May, 2018 @ 2:22pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2018 @ 4:44am

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2018 @ 1:36pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 26 May, 2018 @ 4:33pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:33am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2018 @ 5:56am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 11:18am

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 5:34pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 2:41am

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2018 @ 8:03am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 4:51am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 1:54pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 3:03pm



We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Guinea Pig