𝑾𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚,
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒖𝒑𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌!

The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
-- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show"
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<Skyhook> Where is 'bavaria' proper? I thought it was austria.
-- Seen on #Linux
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked
out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.
-- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out
of the American Bar Association
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Stewie: Hidden missile behind the Great Wall? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
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All intelligent species own cats.
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There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
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If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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