What the hell did you just say about propane, mister? I’ll have you know I’m the only assistant manager of the best propane business around, and I’ve been involved in numerous propane emergencies, and I have over 300 confirmed saves. I am trained in propane accessories and I’m the top employee in our little company. You are everything to me, not just another customer. I will wipe propane tanks the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got-dang words. You think you can get away with saying that charcoal is more effective than propane? Think again, buster. As we speak I am contacting the propane commissioner across the USA and your transaction is being traced right now so you better prepare for the meaty goodness, sir. The meaty goodness that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste buds. You’re using propane now, kid. I can grill anywhere, anytime, and I can prepare your chicken or steaks in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in propane related accidents, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Propane Association and I will use it to its full extent to make sure that you leave our establishment with the new Vogner King grill. If only you could have known hwhat unholy retribution charcoal does to your meat, maybe you would have converted to propane a lot sooner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price of 129.99 plus tax, of course. I will convince you why propane Is better and you will consider the benefits of it. Have a great day, sir.