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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
5,807 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
123,288 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
55,833 / 100,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.