What the Helix did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ledge?
I'll have you know I graduated last in my class at Silph Co,
and I've been involved in prolonged erratic walking within Rock Tunnel,
and i have over 300 confirmed saves per minute.
I am trained in sand attack warfare and I'm the top tree cutter in the entire Helix Fossil armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another TM.
I will toss you away with a lack of precision the likes of which has never been seen before,
mark my 10,000 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.
You think you can get away with pressing the start button over the Internet?
Think again, Eevee.
As we speak I am spamming chat to gather my secret network of 'b' spammers across Kanto,
and your Pokemon ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Pidgeot, you Dome Fossil.
The Pidgeot that blows away the pathetic little thing you call your sanity.
And trust me, Now's not the time to use that, kid.
I can be anywhere but where you want me to be,
and i can solve puzzles in over seven hundred thousand steps,
and that's just with my thousands of bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in cutting trees in under 4 hours,
but I have access to Jay Leno and I will use it to its full extent to push you off various ledges,
you little Kabuto.
If only you could have known what unholy frustration your little "start" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have prayed to the almighty Helix Fossil.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying with nuggets, you idiot.
I will release vital Pokemon from the PC all over you and you will drown in it.
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tossed, Dome Fossil.