My name is Lorenzo von Matterhorn and I specialize in AWESOMENESS. I have many notable achievements such as being the first penis-reduction surgery recipient to voyage across the world in a hot-air balloon and live to tell the tale, fighting off a herd of lions in Bali to save a group of school children, and teaching the Dos Equis man how to be interesting (he was extremely boring before he met me). Lorenzo von Matterhorn, once again, is my name. When I'm not adventuring I spend my time working for Goliath National Bank as their CAO, that's Chief Awesomeness Officer. If you have any questions about what I do, shut up and start being awesome.

Lorenzo von Matterhorn out.



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