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💛 * 👾 * 🍖 * ⛳ * 📕 * 😺 * 🥗 * 📘 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 💄 * 💃 * 🚘 * 📗 * 🎁
ㅤ* Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
ㅤ* A businessman turned to a colleague and asked, "So, how many people work at your office?" His friend shrugged and replied, "Oh about half of them."
ㅤ* I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!