I will not accept invites from people I have not seen before

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"Noob's delusional and you're literally the next Hitler." - The German Pyro

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The [mew] is wrong with people moments
17:37 - The★Noob is Here: i killed a DD wif torp planes
17:37 - Jacquez: In CS:GO?

3:24 PM - The★Noob is Here: D&D be like, 6 hours can progress 50 in game weeks
3:24 PM - The★Noob is Here: or 6 hours can determine what happens in 5 ingame seconds
3:25 PM - ♥Jacquez♥: Is that about CS:GO?

"I was probably a ♥♥♥♥ at some point. I do that sometimes" - Foxmcccloud

6:00 PM - Foxmcccloud: NOOOBBB!!!!
6:00 PM - The★Noob is Here: WASNT ME
6:00 PM - Foxmcccloud: Tell me a joke!
6:00 PM - The★Noob is Here: uhhh
6:00 PM - The★Noob is Here: why'd the cat cross the road?
6:00 PM - Foxmcccloud: why?
6:00 PM - The★Noob is Here: to snuggle a blanket
6:00 PM - The★Noob is Here: *snuggles Fox*
6:00 PM - Foxmcccloud: :p
6:00 PM - The★Noob is Here: ^-^

Playing Battlefield 4:
Me: Damn missing textures, I hate missing ground...
Me: Yay Missing Textures!
Person: Oh set some setting to Ultra, it helps!
me: Yay! Detailed missing textures!

The Noob is Here™: *continues pulling on your hoof*
Katz: *chuckles* Yess?
The Noob is Here™: *grabs a random half melted pile of snow from my wing and stuffs it in your face*
Katz: *blinks, stumbling off the bed*
The Noob is Here™: *giggles and hides under the covers*
Katz: *Shakes my head to get the snow off*
The Noob is Here™: *sticks my tongue out at you from under the covers and giggles more*

*playing the new rainbow 6 beta*
6:19 PM - The★Noob is Here: i heard
6:19 PM - The★Noob is Here: that this game was csgo2.0
6:19 PM - The★Noob is Here: if competitive was noone speaks noone communicates and everyone runs off to do their own thing.....
6:20 PM - The★Noob is Here: well ♥♥♥♥, csgo 2.0 it is

The★Noob is Here: humanity is SO SMART that we made HOUSES out of WOOD
The★Noob is Here: were SO SMART that we made computers in these houses made of LOTS and LOTS of metal
The★Noob is Here: then, we sent WAVELENGTHS to SPACE, where we sent MORE METAL, of which these WAVELENGTH signal things goto ANOTHER COMPUTER in ANOTHER HOUSE
The★Noob is Here: and the COMPUTER turns this WAVELENGTH into a picture of a funny cat
Friend: What the ♥♥♥♥ are you smoking? where can i get some?

Crossfire: Hey Noob-
The★Noob is Here: no
Crossfire: but i havent-
The★Noob is Here: no
Crossfire: just let me-
The★Noob is Here: no
Crossfire: JUST LISTEN
The★Noob is Here: hmmm let me think about that....
The★Noob is Here: no
Crossfire: cant you say ANYTHING other than no?
The★Noob is Here: yes
Crossfire: then why-
The★Noob is Here: no

AKittyCat: oh ♥♥♥♥ is that a bear?
The Noob is Here: yes
AKittyCat: is there bears in this game?
The Noob is Here: yes
AKittyCat: is it dangerous?
The Noob is Here: yes
AKittyCat: should i run away from it?
The Noob is Here: yes
AKittyCat: should- oh ♥♥♥♥! *gets mulled by a bear*