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Zachodit mujik v bar I saditsya za barnooyu stoiku no nichengo ne zakazivaet;
Sidit chas, dva , tri, tak i doshlo do zakritiya bara, pod konec smeni k nemu podhodit barmen i sprachivaet:
A pochemi vi ves den’ prosideli za barnoi stoikoi no nichego tak i ne zakazali?
A mujik emu otvechaet:
Da u menya prosto mat’ shlyuha
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Polzut dva narika po zheleznoj doroge i odin drugomu govorit:
-Ja uzhe ustal po lestnitse podnimat'sja.
A drugoj emu otvechaet:
-Poterpi tam uzhe lift edet
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ㅤ* If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
ㅤ* Fighting for peace is like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for virginity.
ㅤ* Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga.
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