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1 person found this review helpful
41.4 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
UBISOFT s#cks soul out of your body.

Cheap Launcher from another world. Unable to play multiplayer. Tried it over 100 times.
The error codes mean s#it. No solutions.

Posted 2 July, 2024.
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506.6 hrs on record (450.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First of all, thanks to Valve for having cheaters in Counter Strike 2.
If they had anti-cheat in CS2, I would've never found this GEM.

Now about the game. By far, I'd say this is the best survival co-op I've played.

What I loved most about this game is the MAP SIZE and how you have vast varieties of biomes, enemies and weapons.

And we are yet to receive the last 2 biomes in game. Super Excited!!!
Posted 4 December, 2023. Last edited 3 December, 2024.
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52.6 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
First of all, I'd like to thanks VALVE for releasing Counter Strike 2 which was totally incomplete. Which led me and my friends to find a game where we can enjoy a game and not be worried about 100 bugs and flies.

Now, I love playing craft/build games and this game does that pretty well tbh.
Not in terms of mechanics/logic but in terms of simplicity and usability.

After 2 days of gameplay, I've spent 18 hours on this game completely unaware what exactly we need to do achieve in the game. There's no story buildup in MP. (Until you reach one point, no idea how it works in Single player might be similar)
So you're just lost at sea with your friends, collecting stuff, scared of Bruce the Shark. Fighting over who gets the loot.


What's the most interesting part?
You start from one floating foundation and from there, you can build it into a Titanic.
Cosmetics: Although I am color blind, I've never seen such soothing colors and options to decorate and paint every single item on your boat.

Definitely recommended if you're looking to play smth with friends or if you're alone and searching for smth.

This game will give you PEACE.


Ratings: 9/11
Posted 2 October, 2023. Last edited 2 October, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
65.2 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Since this is an Early Access, no comments on the story line yet.
Other than that, the game looks good but needs optimisation. An update is already under way in about 12 days so that might fix it.
Base building has changed a lot, this can be a good or bad situation in future where this is all dependent on how the devs take it further.

-Mutants looks great and some of them are difficult to kill. But I'd love to get some of the olders ones too. Like Armsy and similar ones. (We are also getting creepy armour from normal mutants so that maintains the balance)
- Guns are SUPER FUN.
- Bow is kind of mehhh... will take sometime to master it since projectile is waaayyyy different for each type of arrow.
- The new zipline device is OP. (Helps a lot with logs as the log sled is missing from blueprints)

Given, how the elements were added gradually to first part of game, I am hoping to get similar updates and more items.

Rating (7/5)
Posted 26 February, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
15 minutes of my life I am never getting back
Posted 17 January, 2023.
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29.9 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Fun to play with friends.
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Best free game ever :D

Just kidding, one of the worst
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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2,358.2 hrs on record (2,114.1 hrs at review time)
Had my peace with this game now. So rewriting my review here:

Counter-Strike 2: A Masterpiece of Chaos, Toxicity, and Self-Inflicted Blindness (Ultimate Edition)


Counter-Strike 2. The game where dreams go to die, friendships are tested, and your eardrums are permanently damaged by the sound of someone screaming "NOOB TEAM UNINSTALL!" into their mic. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being flashbanged by your own teammate while a 25-year-old with a voice changer calls you slurs, this is the game for you.



First off, the variety of pro players in this game is unmatched. It’s like a zoo, but instead of lions and tigers, you get:

The Entry Fragger: This brave soul charges into the bomb site like he’s auditioning for Fast & Furious 11. His job? To die first and give the enemy team a confidence boost. He’s the sacrificial lamb of the team, and his KD ratio is a tragic work of art.

The Toxic: This guy is the human embodiment of a participation trophy. He thinks he’s the next s1mple, but his only skill is yelling at everyone else for his own mistakes. Bonus points if he suddenly switches to a high-pitched voice mid-game to “troll” his own team. Spoiler: he’s not fooling anyone, and now everyone hates him even more.

The Awper: Ah, the self-proclaimed prodigy. This guy thinks he’s Monesy reincarnated, but in reality, he’s just baiting his entire team while staring down his scope for 90 seconds. By the time he finally decides to shoot, the bomb has already exploded, and his team is writing essays in the chat about his lineage. Oh, and if he’s on the Terrorist side? Forget about planting the bomb—he’s too busy camping in a corner waiting for the perfect highlight reel moment that will never happen.

The Support: Don’t let the name fool you—this player supports no one but himself. Need a smoke? Too bad, he’s saving his utility for a “clutch moment” that will never come. Need backup? He’s already halfway across the map, looting the enemy’s corpse for a gun he doesn’t need.

The Flash: This is the guy who single-handedly turns the game into a rave. His flashes are so powerful, they blind everyone in the server—teammates, enemies, and himself included. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to stare directly into the sun, just play a round with this guy.

The Eco Warrior: This guy refuses to buy anything but a pistol, even when the team is rolling in cash. “I’m saving for the AWP,” he says, as he gets one-tapped by a guy with a P250. Spoiler: he never buys the AWP.

The Lurker: This player is the ninja of the team—or so he thinks. While the rest of the team is pushing a site, he’s off in Narnia, crouch-walking through spawn. By the time he finally shows up, the round is already over, and he’s left wondering why no one called out the enemy positions.

The Mic Spammer: This player’s microphone is their weapon of choice. Whether it’s blasting obnoxious music, chewing chips like a woodchipper, or breathing heavily into the mic, they’re determined to make sure you hear everything. Bonus points if they start arguing with their mom mid-round.

The Stat Padder: This guy only cares about his K/D ratio. Need someone to defuse the bomb? Too bad, he’s too busy chasing frags on the other side of the map. Winning is secondary; looking good on the scoreboard is all that matters.

The Bot Whisperer: This player has an uncanny ability to lose to bots. Yes, bots. You’ll watch in awe as they get outplayed by an AI with the reaction time of a sloth. It’s almost impressive, in a sad, pathetic kind of way.

The Complainer: This player is the team’s resident critic. Nothing is ever good enough for them. Smokes are too late, flashes are too early, and rest of teammates are always wrong. They’ll spend the entire match nitpicking every move while contributing absolutely nothing to the scoreboard, as they sit in spawn with $10,000 and a dream.

Despite the chaos, Counter-Strike 2 is a masterpiece. The gunplay is crisp, the maps are iconic, and the community is… well, let’s just say it’s unique. It’s the only game where you can lose 13-0 and still have the time of your life, purely because of the absurdity of it all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness, grab your AK, mute the toxic kid, and pray your team’s flashbang enthusiast doesn’t blind you into oblivion. 10/10 would get team-flashed again.


Would rate 9/11




In Dust2's halls, where legends are made,
I peeked mid doors and instantly grenaded.
My teammate flashed, oh what a sight,
Blinded us all—thanks for the light!

The Awper crouched, his scope held tight,
But missed his shot and lost the fight.
The Toxic screamed, "You're all so bad!"
While clutching nothing but a P250 he had.

The Entry Fragger rushed, his fate was grim,
Died in two seconds—blame it on him.
The Eco Warrior saved, his wallet fat,
But bought a Deagle and whiffed at that.

Oh Counter-Strike, you chaotic delight,
A game of skill, salt, and endless spite.
From clutch moments to team-flash pain,
I’ll queue again… and lose again.
Posted 18 November, 2022. Last edited 2 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
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14.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
How can I not recommend FIFA?
But buying it every year is just plain stupid.

One issue with PC FIFA, I wasn't able to play with my friends with original squads.

Now here's the thing, not everyone has time to do career mode/ultimate team or whatever its called. Some are here just to play some regular matches and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of our friends.

Hoping to get online pvp soon. But if it comes with FIFA 23, then F**K EA
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
141.3 hrs on record (84.5 hrs at review time)
Awesome game!! Fun game for people who like AOE type of games.
Simple and minimalist game unlike the new ones that comes with 1000s of things to do.

Strongly recommended for some looking to play with friends!!!
Posted 30 June, 2022.
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