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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:59am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:12am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:19am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:19am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:38pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:38pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:19am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:42am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:48am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:03am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:04am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:03am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:45am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:56pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:55pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:59pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:40am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:29am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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