"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

ᴴʳʳʳᵍʰ ᶜᵒˡᵒⁿᵉˡ
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ˢⁿᵉᵃᵏ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ
ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈᵘᵐᵐʸ ᵗʰᶦᶜᵏ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵃˢˢ ᶜʰᵉᵉᵏˢ ᵏᵉᵉᵖˢ ᵃˡᵉʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵈˢ