Gyro Zeppeli
Barry Bee Benson
Aruba
I gently caress my rugged fingers through the stubble on your chin. I gaze into your eyes, our hearts connect through our stare. I see you, I see your soul, I see every last inch of your true self and I shed a single tear. My eyes shift down to your lips. They're soft, yet firm. Your lips are pillow cases made of pixie wings stuffed with clouds from the heavens. I pull you closer, our lips finally meet. They dance like lovers in a ballroom. You release your load in your shorts.
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I gently caress my rugged fingers through the stubble on your chin. I gaze into your eyes, our hearts connect through our stare. I see you, I see your soul, I see every last inch of your true self and I shed a single tear. My eyes shift down to your lips. They're soft, yet firm. Your lips are pillow cases made of pixie wings stuffed with clouds from the heavens. I pull you closer, our lips finally meet. They dance like lovers in a ballroom. You release your load in your shorts.
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Stardew Valley
455 Hours played
Oh my god... OH MY GOD. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NATE in my jean shorts playing this game. I nut thinking about all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gifts I can hand out to my neighbors and all the plants I get to watch photosynthesize in my garden. I cannot believe that the United Nations hasn't come to my house to stop me yet considering every time I launch this game I flood out my entire county with my creamy goodness. This game is orgasmic and I just ruined another pair of pants writing this review.
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Terraria
605
Hours played
91
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Light's Bane
100 XP
Achievement Progress   91 of 115
+86
Review 1
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The Last of Us™ Part II Remastered
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13.4 hrs on record
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Project Zomboid
605 hrs on record
last played on 26 Apr
Terraria
Light's Bane
100 XP
Achievement Progress   91 of 115
+86
Review 1
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>KryoCeph_ 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm 
+Rep, Annoying little ♥♥♥♥, and a hell of a lot better than me.
DerrickRG™ 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am 
Good lord. Thanks for bringing that post to my attention. The SinikkaL steam account is a group account created for the (abandoned) YouTube channel so I'll have to figure out who was using it the last few weeks. My personal one is EMPiiRE but regularly changes it's name, and if it was that one, then I've got other issues lol. I wouldn't worry too much about it, probably my 13 year old cousin or something.
Metlaski 25 Jan, 2019 @ 11:28am 
Another me?!
This must be the work of an enemy stand!
The Pee Pee Inverter 3 Nov, 2018 @ 7:17am 
Special Agent Poindexter reporting for duty. I graduated at the top of my class in the FBI Academy in 1986. During a field mission I killed two enemies in combat by throwing my AAA duracell battery through both of their skulls, ricocheting it off my dead mother, and returning it to my hand. President Barack Obama gave me a medal of valor for single handedly destroying Ikea in 2012. Special Agent Poindexter signing off.
The Pee Pee Inverter 25 Sep, 2018 @ 7:26pm 
who the hell is gee-ro