Started gaming back on Wireplay, spamming the RPG through the teleporter in Duke Nukem 3D.

Fortunate enough to have experienced some of the multiplayer greats such as Duke 3D, Quake, Half-Life Deathmatch, Tribes and Tribes2 before discovering World of Warcraft and getting horribly addicted for about a year.

Returned to WoW for Burning Crusade which began a second three year addiction right into Wrath of the Lich King. Every time I levelled up I gained two pounds. There were eighty levels. Tits. I developed tits. Not too shabby either, fun to play with, good bounce. A solid seven if not for the chest hair.

Eventually stopped gaming in 2010 to focus on health and fitness and returned a physical beast in 2016 to a cobweb encrusted Steam library that considered Half-Life 2 state of the art. After searching the most played, I installed Rocket League, joined my first game, and had my mothers integrity questioned before we even reached half-time. Regardless, as I sat in goal trying to defend against the onslaught from the opposing team, the haunting realisation of watching six guys trying to score on a Friday night, two fail to do so and me being one of them was tragically all too familiar.

These days I purchase lots of games on sale and never install them, casually play Overwatch and build obscenely large bases in games like Raft, Subnautica, Valheim and NoMansSky.


D33 (1996 - 2004)
Erdo (2004 - now)


Operating System # EndeavourOS Linux
Motherboard # Asus Maximus VIII Hero Alpha
Processor # Intel Core i5-6600K
Memory # G.Skill Trident Z 16GB DDR4
Graphics # GeForce RTX 2070 Super
Drive # Samsung EVO Plus 1TB
Monitor(s) # 3x BenQ XL2411Z 24"