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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.6 hrs on record
Now, this review might of been generational, but since I clicked undo on accident this is what you'll get. To summarize what I was saying, its simple, but since i dragged it on for so long i kind of forgot some things. To start off, Really? You're gonna shove a download button in my face with 144Gb of storage? My janky computer can't register that. (or so i thought) So I start deleting space-occupying files that may or may not be important and i start the download process. I soon realize that downloading takes a long time so I get a good night's rest and wake up the next day. I proceed to open up the game and now I have to download 30gb more than intended. I then delete more and more files with about 8gb to spare after the full download. But stop, right now you're probably thinking "this guy has no idea what he's talking about with only 7 hours of gameplay." or "what kind of guy would spent over 7 hours on a game and leaves a bad review on?" or not because some people have over 1,000 hours talking about how the game is bad. But really who am I to be talking, since I joined the steam community just a year ago. But please consider my opinion whoever is reading this because this is my true experience of this game as a steam noob, fully expecting to be able to collect weapons and slay monsters or just have fun. Now you're probably wondering if i'll continue writing about how the game shouldn't be recommended, which if you are, you'd be right. So I spend two hours on steam setting up my account and whatnot to finally start the tutorial, and now that refunding this game is out of the window, I try to relax and enjoy this game. After tweaking some settings that are graphics based I begin talking to the low res guide whose voice doesn't really sync her mouth. Now the tutorial is over after she sacrificed herself for some prophet dude and I begin to play. Next thing you know, the worst thing anyone would ever see in any game of that matter appears. Microtransactions. But I Click past, like Im ignoring a knife that would puncture my arm and appear out the other side. So this game should be all fun now, since everything I once thought was hard is over. I continue and slowly begin to ignore what the npcs are saying because my version of fun isn't reading, but that was a huge mistake and now I have no idea what any npc is talking about anymore. I choose to now ignore everyone and now I won't know if i'm just saving an npc's cat or slaying a eldritch god. And after being shanked to death after stealing a piece of butter I log off, leaving my total time at 7.6 hours. So yeah, thats how I'll think of this game every time it's mentioned or showed, and if you want to argue, comment below and wait for me to not respond because i'm done with this game (oh yeah last thing, I might check the comments, IF AND ONLY IF enough people care to join together to chase me down the streets with pitchforks because of my opinion, and thats an opinion that shouldn't matter unless you're a developer or some new gaming prodigy. But for now, I'm gonna go and breathe some oxygen from the outside realm, so yeah. Bye and thanks for reading this essay that may or may not have a concerning amount of grammatical and spelling errors)
Posted 9 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,120.9 hrs on record (41.1 hrs at review time)
nice mods if you play terraria an completed it this is a good game to play after
Posted 14 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,231.6 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
pretty cool
Posted 23 February.
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