hey accept my friend request ^^

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⠀⠃⢴⠀⠉⠒⠚⠃⠀⢠⠁

😁🍦😢📌🌞😣

+rep gj bro

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⠀⠠⣒⢤⠋⠂⠈⡷⠒⠒⣗⠢⡀
⢠⠋⠀⡇⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢀⡼⠠⣱
⢈⠀⠀⣧⣀⣠⣏⢀⠴⠋⠉⠙⡟⡄
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⢈⠀⠀⣧⣀⣠⣏⢀⠴⠋⠉⠙⡟⡄
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⢈⠀⠀⣧⣀⣠⣏⢀⠴⠋⠉⠙⡟⡄

+rep,add me

Nice Paws
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⠀⠠⣒⢤⠋⠂⠈⡷⠒⠒⣗⠢⡀
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⠀⠃⢴⠀⠉⠒⠚⠃⠀⢠⠁

+rep ultimate teammate

added for trade ^^

HAPPY VETERANS MONTH!!!!!!!

☻ - (Man, this is what I get for going to Torn City.)
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☻ Why is my arm missing?
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I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

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and ill do it again

+rep got me preggers and stayed

add me pls

Missing that gick right about now...

🧀

Got me pregnant and left.

uh oh :( somepony is witerawwy mad :(

♥♥♥♥ you .l.

yes ma'am

clutch my balls

Let's clutch!

hey, did you happen to see who peed on my profile? just wondering... haha.. unless?

*♥♥♥♥ on the lawyer*

me & my 745 cows will not take this slander. my wife (cow) and i will not take this and you will be receiving a letter from my lawyer

AND I COULD DO IT ALL AGAIN IF THIS VILLAIN DIDN'T STEAL ALL 746 COWS! Unrelated, you free this week? I need to discuss business with you...

Crumbie I came in all that milk you so tirelessly squeezed out and I watched you drink the cummy milk

-rep burned my crops and salted my fields and stole ALL 746 of my cows now I will starve. You know how hard it was to maintain 746 cows alone? The money lost? The udders I had to milk????

added for ldlc tec9

well then im gonna barter a aug storm for a p250 sand dune

atleast take me to dinner first jeez

can i get a p250 sand dune?

please do not hit on me again Snowcrusher im not into you

let's combine forces

warning: do not pop

A one second pawjob from you would feel like an eternity <3

this guy spent the ENTIRE game sucking my meat off without realizing id gone soft already

-rep literally called me ugly

+rep cuter

+rep taught me the term paw tuah very cool gamer

this guy spent the ENTIRE game sucking my meat off without realizing id gone soft already

this guy spent the ENTIRE game being annoying without realizing id turned my headset off

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I love you, you are really freaking cool.

broke into my house and stole my dog, please return otis i miss him :(

hello is this

testicles

- signed by vinny