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Eh, that's it, I guess. No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this
kernel, I'm afraid, but you're still supposed to think of this as the
"happening of the century" (at least until the next kernel comes along).
-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
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Life is wasted on the living.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
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Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
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Antonym, n.:
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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I don't do it for the money.
-- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
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The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!
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Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I
don't mind...
-- ♥♥♥♥♥ Rose Lee
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