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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

It's no longer a bit anymore. I can't help but nearly cream myself every time I put cameras in someones house. It drives me nuts. The thought of planting it and adding it to a covert hub. The thought of installing a keylogger so I get know what they search on Rule34. The worst part is, I don't even work for the NSA or whatever. I just do it because it feels right. They probably know. Like a parent, watching their schizophrenically autistic offspring do their job for them. For no money. I can't handle it. I want to ♥♥♥ so bad. They are wagecucking me and using my skills like the petty little psyop slut they made me. I got someone's social security numbers today. Again. I want to get paid, but they won't let me into their offices. They threaten to arrest me everytime I stand outside of the gates of Fort Meade. All I ask is for recognition, Director-sama. Why must you loathe me so? I didn't mean to dox your wife's boyfriend's home address. Just please notice me.

Ame-chan: What if I break your trust someday?
Ikuyo Kita: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.

Favorite line.

6/11/24 - i haven't stopped stroking my pickle to this profile its tantalizing and has been rough i've cancelled every single plans ive had for my future i think this is my life

7/31/25 - Its been a year, 19 bottles of lotion, 6 boxes of tissues, countless climaxes and yet i still cant stop. I think it was destined to be like this, it was preordained for centuries

9/4/65 - Im officially over 60, i've been in a nursing home, many of my neighbors hear squanches and squishes as i beat it to this steam profile, my grandchildren have been concerned for lack of a grandpa, my wife has left me, my son has tried getting his children to loo past me but i just cant stop

12/9/98 - Im officially a skeleton i may have no genitalia but i have never stopped, this steam profile has run me dry to just calcium

I love you.

wife