Unjustifiably in a slaw that I'd rather not be in, but the crunchiest cabbage will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Crunchy madness, yeah, has got more to offer than President Jack Turnip thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, vegetables stacked against the Macho Man Randy Cabbage in Slawmania III, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the president of the World Vegetable Wrestling Federation, the Macho Man Randy Cabbage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the crunchiest in the World Vegetable Wrestling Federation, and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Mean Gene Okralund you know that I am the crunchiest of the crop!