My friend,

I'm writing you in good health to inform you I survived the night. I knew I could trust an American with regards to advice on shoddy junk food. I will sing tales of your glory to all my tribesmen in honor of you.

Thank you so much, and all hail Pepsico.

With love,
Remco32

Dear mr. Burger,

I am writing you to inform you on the developing situation with regards to the 2 month old potato chips. I decided, on your advice, to eat them. I haven't succumbed to the consequences yet. I you do not hear from me again, it might have been the end of me.

Kind regards,
Remco32

Ian got a job at an airport a while back, and is now trucking. I havent heard much from him since but I still talk to his brother every now and then.

Accept my friend request,

Add me.

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