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🚙🌋🎁| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
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Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
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In soba arde mama
De lustra tata-i spanzurat,
Iar eu ma tai cu lama
In frigider, in pungi de-un chil,
Se relaxa bunicul,
Iar din bunica a mai ramas
Un deget si buricul.
Si fratii mei intinsi pe jos,
Sunt morti de-o saptamana,
In putrefactie-au intrat, si nimeni nu-i aduna.
Si-acum astept cu dor curat
Iubita ca sa-mi vina,
Si-n camera i-am pregatit
O mica ghilotina.