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PLSnokill 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:01pm

lmfao. look at you trying to add me. so pathetic. no, i won't be your gamer girlfriend. i already have a boyfriend &we play mordhau together. & guess what? He's better than you. 100 hrs & can't even get a 2.0 kd. pathetic

PLSnokill 19 Sep, 2017 @ 7:18pm

chris can u call ben please?

Clown 26 Dec, 2016 @ 10:31pm

im gay

Swindled 2 Nov, 2016 @ 8:42am

Mad World
Gary Jules
Lyrics
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very, very
Mad world, mad world
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
And to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher…

bendy 4 Jul, 2016 @ 12:49am

How do blind people know when to stop wiping? They use echolocation. First, a blind person takes a specific amount of toilet paper and folds it in a certain way, as if he were to use it to wipe. Then, he lets out a high pitched "chirp", inaudible to the weak ears of the non-blind. This reflects an audio signal to their ear, and they instantly visualize the exact folds of the toilet paper. Then, they take another sheet of toilet paper and fold it in the exact same manner, again using the inaudible high pitched chirp sound to ensure both pieces are folded the same way. (They can hold one toilet paper piece in each hand because they don't need the other hand to support then on the toilet because they're blind) Then the blind person takes one paper and wipes his butt, then repeats a chirp and compares the test paper which wiped the poop with the clean one, and if there is rough mass on top of the wiped one, then there is still poop.
This cycle is repeated until all poop is gone.

bendy 6 Apr, 2016 @ 6:27pm

guy
Excuse me shilord, but you don't know his gender identity. Don't justassume his/her/their/yir/xir/xer/apacheattackhelicopter's/Napoleons/others pronouns, check your neurotypical cis white het male binary normie priviledge and ask his/her/their/yir/xir/xer/apacheattackhelicopter's/Napoleons/others express permission to inquire about his/her/their/yir/xir/xer/apacheattackhelicopter's/Napoleons/others pronouns, and if he/she/they/ye/xe/xy/apacheattackhelicopter/Napoleon/other decides to tell them to you, use those propnouns. Also ,every time you talk to him/her/them/yir/xir/xer/apacheattackhelicopter's/Napoleons/others, ask them if they've changed his/her/their/yir/xir/xer/apacheattackhelicopter's/Napoleons/others pronouns.

bendy 23 Mar, 2016 @ 4:03pm

I told my grandma that I was excited for this game. I showed her the e3 trailer from years ago and she said it looked amazing. My grandma was in the hospital this past weekend. I visited her today and she reminded me that the Division comes out tonight. I said I know, I have to leave the hospital early so I can play it when it launches. Her last words to me before she passed was "Have fun playing the Division." I sped home to play and I couldn't even log on. This was my grandmas dying wish and Ubisoft couldn't make it happen. I'm letting my grandma down by not playing it at launch. I'm sorry Grandma. I'm sorry.

bendy 16 Jan, 2016 @ 12:15pm

When you look at low5ive and what he's done to this game he's changed everything. We celebrate his brilliance and when you talk to low5ive you realize what a classical human being he is. It was 201 years ago today, Beethoven's Symphony No. 3 in E-flat, which escorted in the age of Romanticism in music. And when I think of low5ive, I think of Beethoven and the age of the Romantics. This guy has it all.

bendy 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:42pm

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bendy 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:37pm

Pretty sure it sold because it was the 7th Star Wars movie.

The hero could have been actual Space Hitler gassing Sith Jews and people would have seen it.

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bendy 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:16pm

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Clown 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:16pm

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Clown 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:15pm

ut my head down.

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Clown 12 Jan, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Angry.jpg (76.89.234.249) Jan 10 @ 10:10pm
I'm Israeli. Sometimes, when I am not busy devouring Balestinian Babies or Gentile Gold, I like having sex. At times, while sexing, I feel the urge to say something, to break the awkward silence and mask the lady's yawns. It turns out that Hebrew, though created by the almighty himself, and great for creating the world's tiniest empire, is not as suitable for inducing orgasms. Here are a couple of my least memorable times (Beware of Hebrew): What I said: "Mad'heema Sheli". What it means: "My precioussssssssss". Well, it means "My stunning one", but it doesn't sound as awkward in Hebrew. I think. What she heard: "At Eema Sheli". What it means: "You are my mother". This was our first time and I thought I was being very romantic. I repeated it many times, because we took so long and I hoped it would make her finish already. She only told me afterwards. She assumed it was a weirdfetish.

ut my head down.

bendy 10 Jan, 2016 @ 10:10pm

I'm Israeli. Sometimes, when I am not busy devouring Balestinian Babies or Gentile Gold, I like having sex. At times, while sexing, I feel the urge to say something, to break the awkward silence and mask the lady's yawns. It turns out that Hebrew, though created by the almighty himself, and great for creating the world's tiniest empire, is not as suitable for inducing orgasms. Here are a couple of my least memorable times (Beware of Hebrew): What I said: "Mad'heema Sheli". What it means: "My precioussssssssss". Well, it means "My stunning one", but it doesn't sound as awkward in Hebrew. I think. What she heard: "At Eema Sheli". What it means: "You are my mother". This was our first time and I thought I was being very romantic. I repeated it many times, because we took so long and I hoped it would make her finish already. She only told me afterwards. She assumed it was a weirdfetish.

bendy 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:43pm

hey guys this sucks. I pulled an all nighter last night and around 6 in the morning I was snooping around the house and found my dads viagra and decided to take it and then jack off to porn. I had completely forgot i had a doctors appointment and my mom came to wake me up while i was jacking off in my room so i had to run over to the door and hold it shut, which took all my strength to hold that ♥♥♥♥♥ out. Now i was very arroused from watching porn and being disrupted in the middle of session. We get in the car and get to the doctors office and i go in and im in the room. Finally the doctor comes in (who looks about 80 years old). Anyways i lie down and as he fondles my testicles i get a raging boner and i almost instantly ♥♥♥ all over his hand and my self. I was so embarassed, i didnt know what to do and in an attempt to somehow cover it i said "hahaha sorry man i forgot to tell you im gay". At this point he just bert stared me and i just put my head down.

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Clown 8 Dec, 2015 @ 4:32pm

f4iTh Jul 16, 2014 @ 1:58pm
Interested in your Bayonet | Scorched that's on the market :D

Clown 8 Dec, 2015 @ 4:32pm

Sir. Triangle△ #NoPC Dec 30, 2013 @ 10:43pm
added yea mate

Clown 8 Dec, 2015 @ 4:32pm

u dnt evn play c0d ♥♥♥

Pootis man Aug 18, 2013 @ 11:18pm
Very friendly

Clown 8 Dec, 2015 @ 4:31pm

Ayo Oct 24 @ 9:06pm
cs sometime?

Clown 8 Dec, 2015 @ 4:31pm

Neefgi (76.89.234.249) 20 hours ago
My name is called to the front of the class and I announce my presentation on Menstrual Theatre. "The most famous play in menstrual theatre todday is probably The Vagina Monologues," I begin, and I notice my professor looks horrified already but I continue. I summarize TVM and still have 5 minutes left, so I go into speech about the importance of menstrual theatre to women's rights for "obvious reasons." I finish and sit down and the professor walks silently and confused to the front of the room. "Your topic was minstrel theatre," he says. "Right." "Then why in God's name did you spend your entire presentation talking about The Vagina Monologues and women's rights?" I'm turning red and the whole class is looking at me and I say, "It was a tough topic. That was the only play I could find that mentioned anything about menstruation." The professor was silent for a moment, then it clicked, and he burst into level crazy person laugh.

Clown 8 Dec, 2015 @ 4:31pm

Neefgi (76.89.234.249) 20 hours ago
My name is called to the front of the class and I announce my presentation on Menstrual Theatre. "The most famous play in menstrual theatre todday is probably The Vagina Monologues," I begin, and I notice my professor looks horrified already but I continue. I summarize TVM and still have 5 minutes left, so I go into speech about the importance of menstrual theatre to women's rights for "obvious reasons." I finish and sit down and the

bendy 7 Dec, 2015 @ 8:13pm

My name is called to the front of the class and I announce my presentation on Menstrual Theatre. "The most famous play in menstrual theatre todday is probably The Vagina Monologues," I begin, and I notice my professor looks horrified already but I continue. I summarize TVM and still have 5 minutes left, so I go into speech about the importance of menstrual theatre to women's rights for "obvious reasons." I finish and sit down and the professor walks silently and confused to the front of the room. "Your topic was minstrel theatre," he says. "Right." "Then why in God's name did you spend your entire presentation talking about The Vagina Monologues and women's rights?" I'm turning red and the whole class is looking at me and I say, "It was a tough topic. That was the only play I could find that mentioned anything about menstruation." The professor was silent for a moment, then it clicked, and he burst into level crazy person laugh.

bendy 5 Dec, 2015 @ 11:32pm

you filthy plebian. i’ve got 3 terabytes of 60’s pre-ambient 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven’t recorded an album yet and technically they’re not really a band yet but they’re indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90’s band LFO. They only scored a hit with “I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)” but they were way ahead of their time.

Ayo 24 Oct, 2015 @ 9:06pm

cs sometime?

bendy 14 Oct, 2015 @ 4:35pm

cvAr: Vivek Nadarasha 1 week ago
such a very nice

bendy 14 Aug, 2015 @ 10:15pm

"How can we not talk about family when family is all that we have gotten" - Derrick's Sister 2014"

Clown 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:45pm