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Zoe: "Him. I'm sorry, you were going to tell me to choose. Do you want to
finish?"
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"I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye." -Fry
"That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes
and poke one out." -Bender
"Yeah, that'd be a timesaver." -Fry
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ARTHUR It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a
question of how hard you hit it.
- Arthur pointing out one of the disadvantages of gravity, Fit the Tenth.
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<Knghtbrd> glDisable (GL_BUGS);
<Endy> heh
<Endy> Is that in 1.2? :)
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I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
-- Bart Simpson
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Humor in the Court:
Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?
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Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
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"Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?"