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"Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of
it, make sure to put them in after you cook it."
-Leela
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
-- Richard Diran
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"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and
number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you
in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"
-- Blue Devil comics
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Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
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Nature abhors dimensional abnormalities, and seals them neatly away so that
they don't upset people. Nature, in fact, abhors a lot of things, including
vacuums, ships called the "Marie Celeste", and the chuck keys for electric
drills.
(Pyramids)
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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