LAST ONLINE 8 MONTHS AGO HAVE YOU DIED SO SAD

HUMP ME! ♥♥♥♥ ME!
Daddy betta make me choke.
HUMP ME! ♥♥♥♥ ME!
My tunnel loves a deepthroat.
(It do)

Lick, lick, lick, lick
I wanna eat yo ♥♥♥♥.
But I can't ♥♥♥♥ up my nails

so Imma pick it up with chopsticks.
:P

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I sexually Identify as a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing all the sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s. People say to me that a person being a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install (s, )s, and ʖs on my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). From now on I want you guys to call me "Lenny" and respect my right to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) from above and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Sniparophobe and need to check your text-based privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

my name is Abdul El Bahkir and i is from egytian i just baught a coputr to play league legends nd i buy pharoah nasus bcuz he represent my country now i am in Sand V and working my way to Sand 4. Sry for bad england plis no copy pasterino

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.