Recent reviews by Blunder Bro

Good game, But loses points for woke pandering with nonsense backgrounds. Keep this out of games.

Pay to win DLC. Greedy woke devs. This game and CA's latest actions surrounding it has killed my interest in this game.

Good game, but they've gone woke with it. Doing a communist fist black history month political post. So get this on 75% off if you can't resist, but otherwise encourage friends to not buy DLC and boycott Ark.

Only focus tree worth anything is the UK's, and it's not the best. Most of the focuses are useless or so time consuming to get there that it's like why bother. At best this should be £4, but even then....

Points:

- So yeah UK is really fun going alt, but is it a grind to get anywhere with focuses. Edward coming to power punishes you for not having a cabinet with major political power and stability penalties but doesn't give you much when you get some sort of government back. So getting your political power back up is a ♥♥♥♥♥, and I think the whole event line nukes your stability too much when something bad happens and doesn't restore it enough when something good happens. King's party is by far the most interesting one. Even if they still haven't fixed bugs with the imperial federation and india/pakistan having random civil wars all the time for no reason at the worst possible times for you.

- Focus trees. Again UK has the only decent one. The other countries can be interesting to play, but not because of the focus trees. They are short and pathetic. With the UK even the fascist / absolute monarchy focus lines don't give you the same amount of bonuses as other countries. Going non democratic is a pain, but can be fun. Communist line is generally regarded to be "meh" and you are forced to decolonise within 2 years regardless, locking you out of the OP imperial federation. Fascists if done right can be broken and fun, but you shoot yourself in the foot with saving like 1000 pp in the first year to keep colonies, or loose them and face similar India bugs. If you go alternative, you will have to focus on getting rid of debuffs and other important focuses, that the research focuses take so long to grind and are mostly useless when you get to them. There's a whole load of crappy fortification focuses for key locations that I have never needed to waste time on as they are easy to defend anyway. The whole UK tree is about deciding what leg to focus on healing and forget about fixing the other for so long that it isn't worth it.

- The other focus trees aren't worth mentioning, You can get a portrait mod and make your Australian "Emu Empire" be run by a childrens entertainer with an Emu puppet, so that's noteworthy I guess....

- The autonomy system is neat, and I like the concept, but in practice it is either an absolute grind if you want to annex / integrate them, a a pain to release if you are going communist UK, or something you don't worry about your subject's autonomy level and as long as you are getting troops or land you don't have to protect in a war, then you forget about them.

- Spearhead battleplan is such a scummy thing to include in paid dlc. I barely use it anyway, and even when I do it rarely does what it is meant to do. I want to spearhead attack to push to a port, and even when the predicted path looks good your troops will often attack the wider area like a regular offensive line. Even if you want them to just focus on one flank, it still doesn't execute very well, so is mostly pointless.

- Land battle logs, invaluable to the seasoned and educated player. This is very much a statistics, mathematical calculations and logistical game. I enjoy this feature. Some people would say this shouldn't be part of a paid update, and others would say at least they are supporting and still adding to the game. I am just going to let them have this one.

Conclusion: Definitely some good ♥♥♥♥ in this, but at the same time not all it's cracked up to be. Paid for DLC, yes. This price, no.

Ronswald Pearlsley need more Airfix!!!

Unga... Bunga!

Why did I get this pack...

I regret my decision and this is by far the least impactful units DLC.

If I wasn't going for achievements and disliked many expansion/overhaul mods, I wouldn't have gotten this. Still though, this should be free.

Yes it has bugs, yes you have to play on potato graphics to get any frames (if you aren't a billionaire sporting a well overclocked super computer), but yeah, it is miles better than Fallout 76 (Fight it out in the comments, that's why I turned it on, mwhahahah!).

I would soon rather pay the same amount the power armour edition for fallout on 7 days to die in it's current state. I wouldn't even pay £10 for Fallout 76.

As for game content, answer majority yes to the following as you know what to do ;)
Do you like zombie survival?
Do you like survival coop?
Do you like survival competitive?
Do you like minecraft style building but with a bit more effort, detail, constuction and lots of sexy placeable spikes?
Do you like trapping your friend in a box whilst they are on the can?
Do you like scavenging and getting resources in a zombie infested apocalypse?
Do you like random generated maps?
Do you like pre-made maps?
Do you like Necrophelia?
Do you like modding, or not modding your game?
Do you like modding your weapons?
Do you like defending your custom made base from hordes of zombies every X nights?
Do you like dog that sound like tie fighters when they die?
Do you like leveling and using perks to specialise?
Do you like chopping or shooting zombies?
Do you like trading and doing civil jobs for other players?
Are you a virgin but are not into the cancer that is fortnite?

Poorly optimized for PC. Crashes often and buggy sky which flashes and is really off-putitng.

DO NOT BUY!

When i first got this game the screen kept going blurry at short range as if my character needed glasses. I tried every setting that i could find, but nothing. I asked online and turns out that it's a problem. The solution was apparently to do some command console BS and enter something. I did this and now i can install the game, but when i load the launcher it says "GTAV.exe not found" or something like that, i don't remember.

I gave up after that, and i don't care for playing a game so realistic that it simulates my character having poor vision and needing glasses.

10/10 Specsavers approved.

Go play the first one, it's better and the characters are actually playable.

In the second game you will run slowly towards enemies while all your higher level teamates rapid fire 1-shot everything before you can even reach the enemy. Lower level you will only be able to compete in melee if your higher level teamates don't snipe everything on the map before you can get in arms reach of a skaven. You lower level guns do ♥♥♥♥ all too.

In the first game you can actually get kills without having to level up and get the O.P. classes. The first game doesn't make me want to slit my wrists, the second game does.

Sometimes i give up, read my facebook messages and let my team do the killing... Yeah that's how much lower levels suck if the second one. Fire ♥♥♥♥♥ and "Mayfly" wahmon will kick ass and make your low level pleb character useless in comparison.

I call Kerillian "Mayfly" wahmon, because that's all she ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talks about. "Hey mayfly, you okay?" You mayflies actually hit the bastion?" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" "Mayfly" ... This is another reason i am giving this game a negative review.