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This game has all the charm an Auschwitz Disco, the repetative and loud disco tunes echo the pain and suffering that it took to make this unholy pile of dog turds. No controls, no tutorial, no options. It really makes me sick to my stomach playing this game, I truly have no idea what is going on in this trippy mess. It took me 15 minutes to find out how to make my badly designed polygonal craft even propel itself off the of start line. After that it was a sloppy mess of no control and driving through random orbs to try and gain some kind of advantage of your opponents. I was unlucky enough to have this mess gifted to me but I beg of you do not even give this mess as a joke even to your worst of enemies, nothing is evil enough to have to endure this fever dream.

This game, my hours are limited but the fun I've had cannot be put into words, the sheer scale of the worlds, I feel that this cannot be compared to Minecraft, not because on is better than the other but simply becasue they are different games and people only view them as the same for stupid reasons. My highlights have been riding a dragon, landing on a cloud and finding a massive drilling car and driving off the cloud, all to drill down as far as I desired. The exploration is mental, just collect the studs and meet pirates, ninjas, warlocks, scientists etc etc! Then you can spend your studs to get their clothes and you can roleplay as a pirate, killing everything in sight or sneaking around at night like a ninja. I have yet to find anything hugely wrong with the game, it runs great, looks great and is a different experiance everytime you play. I am excited to see what I can get more out of this in the coming future.

There is nothing quite like this game, a classic arcade shooter where the maps are perfectly balanced with players fighting over certain points even if there isn't an objective, the guns all feel well made and just as deadly as they are in real life. Nothing beats the gore of throwing a perfectly cooked grenade and seeing the limbs of your foes fly across your screen. The game holds a perfect upbeat rythm without making it feel to repetitive, which isn't pretty common nowadays. It is easy to be dragged into playing for hours and you never have a dull moment. The campaign is a highlight of the CoD series and I feel is always trying to be recreated in the recent titles. I used to play this game a lot on console when I was younger and I saw it fall to hackers when the new title was released and support was dropped, but I saw to my surprise that on PC there are many dedicated servers running hacker free games and they are full of players pretty much all day. The game hasn't aged at all, honestly we see games nowadays with worse graphics than this. It just goes to show that simple really is better. A timeless classic I think will stay alive for many years.

I was half way through a very long operation which a friend created and my TV Remote slipped and fell on my keyboard, I threw a grenade, reloaded, went to prone and opened my backpack in all one hit. Then I ran up a slight incline and was fatigued, we were then contacted from the south and a turned to see a squad. My CoD experince thought "Huh, four guys easy!". I soon came to realise that even anybody can kill you in this game with ease, a few shots down range at me and I was to shakey to even locate my target in my sights. I got shot in the head and ragdolled down a hill. The last save point was 20 minutes before this. I decided to try a campaign mission where you are alone with a guy in a forest. I was following him close behind and he stepped on a mine and killed us both. Turns out you're not meant to be close to this guy. I played again and kept very far away from him. I stepped on a mine this time and died. A brutal shake-em-up with a massive sandbox to blow things up in. You're not even safe in the scripted events.