Nerd

Alright, so I was at school with my friends, sitting at the lunch table chewing on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥oni and cheese. So this one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comes up to me, whoops out his wanglejangle and starts shooting his cold dryed up cumm into my box of ♥♥♥♥♥♥oni. I immediatly took my plastic spork and shot it up his MEATUS and pulled it back out. I repated this step 69 times until his pengis could no longer take the wrath of my spork. Luckly his pengis was so small and his hair was so long, we all thought he was just spotting some dead uterus out.
I looked back at my ♥♥♥♥♥♥oni to see that it had gone cold. It was full of cummcurd and brie cheese, that was it. I WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONE.
THE NEXT DAY I BOUGHT A TRENCH COAT AND STRAPPED GERNADES TO MY CHEST.

Nerd